Plz accounts

• FAQ #222: What are plz accounts?
• FAQ #223: How are plz accounts created?
• FAQ #224: Which was the first plz account?
• FAQ #225: What the heck do all those expressions “no u”, “oh u”, “ur mom” and so on mean?
• FAQ #226: I want to marry a plz account. Where can I see the list of single plz accounts and will deviantART cover some of my wedding expenses?
• FAQ #227: How long is long cat? Also, will I be good enough for him?
• FAQ #228: What about clap bunny?
• FAQ #229: I want deviantART to see me as the cuddliest fluffiest sweetest more sugary cute little girl ever. What is the ideal amount of plz accounts I should use on a comment?
• FAQ #230: Why are not all plz accounts mentioned?
• FAQ #231: I am an extremely smart college boy who wears glasses and reads five books per day, mostly about pneumono¬ultra¬micro¬scopic¬silico¬vol and pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism. Should I use a plz account in order to show my clearly above-average intelligence?
• FAQ #232: I see what you did there!

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FAQ #222: What are plz accounts?</u></b></b></b></b>

Plz accounts are the name commonly attributed to the horde of accounts with the sole purpose of showing of their avatars, thus being a huge waste in terms of not producing any art, not writing any pertinent journals nor expressing any valuable opinions at all, just like Paris Hilton. Plz accounts can, according to the Academy of dA Fail Science, be divided into three species:

Plizis emoticonus – perhaps the most known species of them all, the Plizis emoticonus are relatives of the normal dA emoticons, daily created and submitted by the talented emoticonists of the community. Except they are closer to the official ones than these are because they can be used by everyone. Ha-ha!


Plizis culturitus – widely used by those who enjoy Internet memes and cartoon/tv shows/the-thing-that’s-hip-in-the-moment. They include God and Allah and Buda.

Plizis everythingus elsus – everything else. Duh.


FAQ #223: How are plz accounts created?</u>

Wow! Not that fast, cowboy. There are very strict rules and guidelines you must follow so that your plz account is of the highest quality and caliber and… nah, scratch that. You just need to find yourself an emoticon wizard – be sure his face is gentle by the time you ask him to use his emoticon as a plz account. Generally, they will accept it well, since it brings popularity to their artwork… but you’ll never know when they’ll point that sharp wand at you. Zing!


FAQ #224: Which was the first plz account?</u>

Such question has generated an enormous controversy between plz accounts’ scholars, hardcore plz accounts’ fanatics and religious folks who have dedicated their lifes to the subject, each one advancing with its own theory and respective points. However, we can tell you (but only you!) that it was _{we're not telling, it's top secret and we've made you look like a fool!}


FAQ #225: What the heck do all those expressions “no u”, “oh u”, “ur mom” and so on mean?</u>

These expressions are largely known as the closest answer to the meaning of life, next to 42.


FAQ #226: I want to marry a plz account. Where can I see the list of single plz accounts and will deviantART cover some of my wedding expenses?</u>

We know our plz accounts are very sexy and we understand your urge. deviantART is very happy to have helped you find love in your life and will contribute with a 5% voucher discount on a bride's dress. Hooray!

As for your single lists' needs, we are currently preparing the new site plzmatch.com.


FAQ #227: How long is long cat? Also, will I be good enough for him?</u>

Long cat is long and impossible to determinate his lenght - sources say it's over 9000. And no, no one's ever managed to interest him! So drop that bouquet already.


FAQ #228: What about clap bunny?</u>

Clap bunny belongs to cintila. And mad duck too. Stay away from them.


FAQ #229: I want deviantART to see me as the cuddliest fluffiest sweetest more sugary cute little girl ever. What is the ideal amount of plz accounts I should use on a comment?</u>

We've decided to avoid other 9000 joke, so... 10 per line and preferably 5 per one word. We suggest you to use "Kawaiii!" next to a bunch of sparkles and Twilight-related plzs.


FAQ #230: Why are not all plz accounts mentioned?</u>

Because they all forgot to offer a birthday present to Fella, that's why.


FAQ #231: I am an extremely smart college boy who wears glasses and reads five books per day, mostly about pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovol and pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism. Should I use a plz account in order to show my clearly above-average intelligence?</u>

tl;dr


FAQ #232: I see what you did there!</u>

UR MOM